Enter names.

skaiawall:

Well. While these names are quite hilarious and “Gigglestick” is painfully accurate, that’s not quite it! Come on, think harder!

Close, but no chocolate bar!

“John” and “Jade” are exactly right but the other half is all wrong, as you both carry the proud name of your father.
Besides, Mr. Egbert is the nice man in the house next to yours! He’s probably washing his car outside right now!

One more try, you’re so close…!

> John: Examine bunkbed

 wow holy shit this au is amazing???????